im really good at this game called lets see how long you can stay single for
why is no one dating me I looked hot that one time
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
i want to be caught up on ouat but i don’t actually want to watch ouat
College is having the choice between doing dishes and doing homework. And choosing netflix.